ginabelcher:

the p in psat stands for how much u really see the grand canyon

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PSATS

  • PSATS: lol write in cursive
  • PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS: improve the thing
  • PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS: have you really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS

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masquerademermaid:

PSAT people: We are going to have to meet with you all to talk about your consequences for discussing test questions.
Me: Sorry, I can’t come. I have a piano recital simultaneously at the same time.

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  • proctor: pUT YA GODDAMN CALCULATORS ON THE FLOOR I DONT WANNA SEE THEM. THIS IS A READING TEST YOU ARE C H E A T I N G

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sparkling-insecurities:

*Signs a legal pledge in cursive and swears in an honor code not to talk about the test on social media*

*Accidentally becomes the top trending topics on tumblr and twitter*

Students: Ooops

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  • parent: how was your day?
  • student: I learned self-defense.
  • parent: I thought you took the PSATs today.
  • student: *holds up bedazzling gun*
  • parent: ...
  • parent: are you threatening me

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duckfacesarestillcool:

I think i can die happy knowing that there is a psat fandom

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