hante:

cute boy: hey

me: image

cute boy: what’s up

me: I smell like beef

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

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unshaped:

DESGUSTENG

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worldfamousprofessor:

i’ve been watching vines for like four hours

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methhomework:

parents: can you cook dinner

me:image

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shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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theprincessjoe said: Can you recommend some good books? Any kind. I read it all.

book--quotes:

Sure! I’ll break it up into Adult/YA.

Adult
The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien
High Fidelity/Fever Pitch by Nick Hornby—both have movie adaptations
"The Birds" by Daphne du Maurier
"Bloodchild" by Octavia Butler
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. LeGuin
Regeneration by Pat Barker
Anything by Junot Diaz
Ray Carver’s short stories: “What We Talk About When We Talk About Love,” “Are These Actual Miles?,” “Cathedral,” “The Bath”/”A Small Good Thing”—the same story before/after Gordon Lisch edited it
"Hills Like White Elephants" by Ernest Hemingway
"Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?" by Joyce Carol Oats
"A Good Man is Hard to Find" by Flannery O’Conner
And Then There Were None by Agatha Christie
The Five People You Meet in Heaven/Tuesdays with Maury/The Last Phone Call From Heaven by Mitch Albom

YA: Contemporary
Anything by Sarah Dessen
Jennifer E. Smith’s, The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight, The Geography of You and Me, and This is What Happy Looks Like 
Smart Girls Get What They Want 
by Sarah Strohmeyer (takes place in Boston!!)
One Moment by Kristina McBride
Drowning Instinct by Ilsa J. Bick
The Probability of Miracles by Wendy Wunder
13 Little Blue Envelopes/The Last Little Blue Envelope by Maureen Johnson
Rival by Sara Bennett Wealer
The Beginning of After by Jennifer Castle
Our Song by Jordanna Fraiberg 
Fantasy
The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern
Mythos Academy series by Jennifer E. Step
Hex Hall by Rachel Hawkins
The Need series by Carrie Jones
The Devouring series by Simon Holt
The Iron Fey series/The Immortal Rules series by Julie Kagawa
The Demon Trappers Daughter by Jana Oliver
Strange Angel Series by Lili St. Crow
The Replacement by Brenna Yovanoff
Shatter Me series by Tahereh Mafi
The Mara Dyer trilogy by Michelle Hodkin
The Masque of Red Death/Dance of Red Death by Bethany Griffin—a Poe retelling
Dystopian
The Water Wars by Cameron Stracher
The Slated series by Teri Terry
Article 5 by Kristen Simmons
The Testing trilogy by Joelle Charbonneau
Landry Park by Bethany Hagan 
The Uninvited by Sophie Jordan
Fire & Flood by Victoria Scott

Erm, so I kinda got a little carried away, but I hope you find something you like! xx

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